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edgeofboring: vriskah: “remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!” This will be the advice I tell my children when they go off to college (Source: mulderplease, via pandafurry-remade-deactivated20)

edgeofboring:

vriskah:

“remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”

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This will be the advice I tell my children when they go off to college

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Doing an experiment. Reblog if you have an OTP. derpiest-boy-alive: If you don’t reblog… (Source: gotpotter, via pandafurry-remade-deactivated20)

Doing an experiment. Reblog if you have an OTP.

derpiest-boy-alive:

If you don’t reblog…

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heta-headcanons: One snowy winter day, Germany threw away a box of pasta because it was extremely old and dirty and he wanted to make room in the pantry for some potatoes he bought. Italy was so pissed off that while Germany was sleeping the next morning, he grabbed him, and tossed him out his second story bedroom window into the snow. And the sack of potatoes followed right after. Germany has thus forth learned to respect the Pasta.

heta-headcanons:

One snowy winter day, Germany threw away a box of pasta because it was extremely old and dirty and he wanted to make room in the pantry for some potatoes he bought.

Italy was so pissed off that while Germany was sleeping the next morning, he grabbed him, and tossed him out his second story bedroom window into the snow. And the sack of potatoes followed right after.

Germany has thus forth learned to respect the Pasta.